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August the 5th @ 10:06pm
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Damn. Eminem's still got it. Who knew.
And yes, these are my G-rated thoughts about this video. Anything higher than that might get me shanked. With magic. Because I'm not pussy-whipped at all.
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July the 28th @ 01:36pm
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Fuck it.
I love you, Rosie.
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June the 17th @ 11:35am
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Uh. It's not my birthday, is it?
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June the 4th @ 04:18pm
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Man, Diagon Alley is awesome. But you know what's even more awesome? Getting free shit at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. I'm missing the firecrotch, but apparently I'm still the bosses' kid brother. Who fucking knew?
And hey, before I drown myself in Edible Dark Marks, how are my Strange buddies? Still psycho happy as clowns?
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May the 9th @ 10:55pm
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Because every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night.
Treat your MILFs right this holiday, daddios. Keep 'em happy, or else I might have to take it upon myself to keep 'em happy for you.
Yeah. You heard me. Get freaky with your bad selves!
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April the 27th @ 07:18pm
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I... have no words. This shit speaks for itself. Hahahaha.
Seriously, though. What the fuck, man? How do people even come up with this madness?!
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April the 15th @ 12:29pm
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... What the fuck. Who decided it was a good idea to hold a charity dinner in my apartment? Without inviting me, I might add?
Ugh. China. Brb smashing. Or fencing. Yeah, brb.
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April the 9th @ 12:05pm
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Oh, man. You don't know hopeless (or hilarious) until you see a geeky teenager use a cheesy Harry Potter pick-up line on a hot librarian. "I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby. I'm a Keeper." Rosie, you shoulda seen it - I got kicked out of the library 'cause I was laughing so hard! It was the "baby" that killed me. Which is a little worrying, but whatever. Teenagers, man. They never get old.
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March the 26th @ 11:25pm
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..... Fuck me. I just realized. Ron's daughter's name is Rose. As if this wasn't weird enough already, jesus christ. We're out of alcohol! Also maybe toilet paper. Awkward.
But whatever. It's Friday night in a college town. Time for me to go supplement my income so I can actually, like, buy shit. Ah, life. Ain't it grand?
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